i have a lovely dog sleeping with her head on my knee :)

stevenboxleitner:

[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux

heedra:

fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

Every type of woman becoming a porn category with a list of tropes is so fucking horrible. And the fact that people encourage that bullshit too

“I want a goth dommy mommy” dudes should have their internet connections cut off forever I’m so serious

autisticshadowthehedgehog:

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saving this twitter thread here bc there’s no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]

fallingtowers:

i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i’ve got this business idea and it’s to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i’ve hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i’ve got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn’t really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it’s just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i’m pretty sure i’ve got tinnitus now but on the upside i’ve got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.

frenchfrysword:

Art is a circle

orange-catsidy:

lavosse:

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

sophisticatedswifts:

This is what happens when I talk to my cats through the camera my family has set up on them

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